Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school.
my favorite one: That is Mahogany!
May 22nd, 2013
Cosmo Sex Tip #285
As you climax, scream, “KHAAAANNNN!!!!!” Then follow it up by beating the shit out of him and then steal his blood to revive your best friend.
(via steelix)
i either play the video game for 5 minutes and then pause while i do other things for several hours and then resume playing or i play the game continuously for several days there isnt an in between
(via pornographicpineapple)
welcome to my blog
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
(Source: fucknoalmosteverything, via thediagonallie)
(Source: rosealucard)
People think you’re crazy if you talk about things they don’t understand.
Unknown (via electric-wish)
honestly the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read
….whut.
Well, shit.
(Source: naomileigh93, via inquinate)
